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sandandglass:

Lisa Simpson, The Simpsons, 1991.

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petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

(Source: sspock, via geekphilosophers)

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eros-turannos:

holmesfan | tin-pan-ali:

area 51 is just the american wizarding school

aliens is a perfect cover story

hOLY SHIT

(via geekphilosophers)

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br0lan:

my coworker just told me about a kid he knew in second grade that was really allergic to peanuts but one day during lunch he said that he couldn’t take it anymore and wanted to know what reeses taste like so he pulled out his epipen, ate the reese cup then stabbed himself with the epipen and told the teacher to call the hospital and that kid is the most hardcore kid I’ve ever heard of I wanna be his friend 

(via mindofmedusa)

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banextalia:

Sometimes I like to think of Bane and Talia as Gotham’s own Bonnie and Clyde.

banextalia:

Sometimes I like to think of Bane and Talia as Gotham’s own Bonnie and Clyde.

(via banextalia)

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The Dead Weather + re-creating religious artworks
(Lamentation of Christ - Rubens; The Last Supper - Da Vinci; Deposition of Christ - Raphael)

(Source: theseaofcowards, via two--headed--girl)

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theoldgods:

you’ll pry my fucked up sibling incest ships from my cold dead fingers

(via suicidallyreckless)

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